when ya hear ya mamas footsteps at 3 am
Yooo I haven’t been active much on this account but I’m gonna be at Animenext in Jersey tomorrow and sunday!!! Tomorrow I’ll be cosplaying Mary from Ib along with a Garry, and Sunday I’ll be Amakata Miho from Free! And may be hanging out with a Finn from Adventure Time. Lemme know if anyone wants to meet up! ^-^/
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
If you didn’t listen to the song while reading this, you better scroll back up and read it again WITH the song on, no guarantee happy feels thou, but - you should. -stare into your soul-
Tea cafe au - (Jean’s pov) where Jean work full time at his mother’s tea cafe after college in sweat pants and flip flop because he can. And one day, valentines day, he noticed a guy who he assumed got dumped and decided to comfort him because he understood what it felt like. (Marco’s pov) Marco actually got dumped by his fiancee, quit his job and almost lost his faith in happy endings. Then comes along a man who wears flip flop and help him get back on his feet while he finds himself trying to pursue the man to be a chef because of his hidden culinary talent.
I don’t care if the explanation was bad and this fanart is not actually finish, I’m sleep deprived.
That awkward moment in a writer’s life when you have the urge to email a tiny country store in Vermont to ask whether or not they sell paprika
I’m gonna do it I’m gonna email them
I did the thing
THEY DON’T SELL PAPRIKA
this is so freaking cute oh my god
Together we are…..
jean brings his friends when he visits his mom
he regre ts it
I think drunk Jean is silly Jean. Imagine all the things he’ll blurt out. “Hey Jean, why do you think Marco actually likes you?” “Because I got a cute ass - duh ~ He said so, he LOVES me AND my cute round ass ~” …I’m done.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#EVERYONE GETS MARRIED AT 18 #THEY WORSHIP HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS
You dread going to the mall or grocery store out of fear that you’ll run into someone from high school.
oh no it’s the tie tans
they are wearing ties
can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”
sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
I think the tumblr staff are
slowlylosing their minds.
You think they just sit around, like… We have to top April Fool’s Day.