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You can now find me here! This blog will stay up as an archive.

posted 3 years ago
TFW I keep forgetting I have this blog

I’m actually gonna make a new one because I’m following way too many people. Like this post if you want me to follow you again shrugs

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michael-cliffoblue:

Master post of au’s that need to be written

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yourweeaboobs:

bertholdt-fubar:

the best purchase decision i’ve ever made tbh

IS THAT BERTHOLDT FUBAR PILLOW OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING I NEED THIS TO SURVIVE WHY WON’T MY PARENTS UNDERSTAND

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ratherbookish:

sushinfood:

reeferkitten:

king-faded:

angelclark:

Historic Black and White Pictures Restored in Color
  1. Women Delivering Ice, 1918
  2. Times Square, 1947
  3. Portrait Used to Design the Penny. President Lincoln Meets General McClellan – Antietam, Maryland ca September 1862
  4. Marilyn Monroe, 1957
  5. Newspaper boy Ned Parfett sells copies of the evening paper bearing news of Titanic’s sinking the night before. (April 16, 1912)
  6. Easter Eggs for Hitler, c 1944-1945 
  7. Sergeant George Camblair practicing with a gas mask in a smokescreen – Fort Belvoir, Virginia, 1942
  8. Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin in 1919
  9. Painting WWII Propaganda Posters, Port Washington, New York – 8 July 1942
  10. Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge ca 1935

This is awesome.

Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

This is bloody fantastic.

Honestly seeing old photos in color makes the past so much more tangible.

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Anonymous Queried:
What's the pacer test? D:

tro-yler:

kadabura:

oh god.

The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

“Ready? Begin!” she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

This isn’t even an exaggeration

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grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

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best signs to cuddle w/ greatest 2 least

shit-astrology:

taurus TAURUS TAURUS - best fucking back rubs & warm nd fluffy
pisces - will literally endulge you in their fluffiness
scorpio - self explanatory
cancer - sweetest fucking dream-cuddle fUCKL
leo - fucking sweet and they smell good
virgo - 2 fucking deep 2 explain
aries - poetic murder scene ft. u as victim
capricorn - lotta lovin’
sagittarius - wont stay fucking still but thats ok
aquarius - funny shit no kid
gemini - no
libra - too squirmish lil shits tHEY WONT LET YOU LOVE THEM

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effington:

em-ily-grace:

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings
MONK #2: absolutely
they have a Meeting Hat and everything
MONK #1: what do they have meetings about
MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

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MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds…

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nationalpokedex:

eunnieboo:

so apparently gengar is like 5 feet tall but at this point i am just done omg. here are some sleepy girls with their pokemon

I can imagine gengar choosing its size. S’all good.

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Turn your handwriting into a font

traumbelrum:

ringo-obsession:

I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:


1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website

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2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:

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3. Scan the template 
4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file”
5. Download it to your computer and install

And check out my result!

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reblogging for writers that want to invent their own font. 

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peppylilspitfuck:

ask-an-mra-anything:

Why do people produce fake news stories?

Why do people run fake news sites?

satirical news is, of course, the lord’s work, but people that create fake news stories and run fake news sites with the intention of them being taken seriously… What is wrong with you? What are you doing with your life? Why??

I know, I can’t believe Fox News exists either. 

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the “won’t stop commenting during a movie” squad

the-siqns:

gemini, cancer, VIRGO, libra, scorpio